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gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

(Source: zuckerwattetraum)

Post by zuckerwattetraum (via shitsleeve)
August 2, 2014 at 1:28 PM | Post Permalink | 318,951 notes

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

image

Post by burgerkid (via pizza)
July 24, 2014 at 2:58 PM | Post Permalink | 116,642 notes

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

(Source: facebook.com)

Post by thecutestofthecute (via thatsmoderatelyraven)
July 24, 2014 at 2:58 PM | Post Permalink | 141,926 notes

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

(Source: micdotcom)

Post by micdotcom (via thefuuuucomics)
July 24, 2014 at 2:57 PM | Post Permalink | 308,846 notes

edwardspoonhands:

faultinourfantasies:

Is this the most fun a grown man can have [1/2]

Mmmm…I’ve had more fun….

(Source: hazelshaw)

Post by hazelshaw (via edwardspoonhands)
July 24, 2014 at 2:25 PM | Post Permalink | 5,441 notes

neilpatricksmulders:

Josh Radnor/Ted Mosby reacts to Lebron James’ big move (X)

Post by neilpatricksmulders (via klairydust)
July 23, 2014 at 10:26 PM | Post Permalink | 1,162 notes

(Source: becca-morley)

Post by becca-morley (via thefuuuucomics)
July 23, 2014 at 2:45 PM | Post Permalink | 771,759 notes

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

Post by fulbrite (via angrybagel)
July 23, 2014 at 2:33 PM | Post Permalink | 157,306 notes

tshirtnerd:

Music jokes are the best. hehehe

tshirtnerd:

Music jokes are the best. hehehe

(Source: shirt.woot.com)

Post by tshirtnerd (via bandtothebone)
July 23, 2014 at 1:50 AM | Post Permalink | 844 notes

Post by collegehumor (via collegehumor)
July 23, 2014 at 1:50 AM | Post Permalink | 550 notes

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz)

Post by dopexchainz (via shitsleeve)
July 22, 2014 at 2:41 PM | Post Permalink | 594,315 notes

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

Post by voreing (via greatwhiteprivilege)
July 22, 2014 at 1:44 PM | Post Permalink | 23,160 notes

Holy fucking shit you're using Tumblr
-smells-like-teen-beetus

you thought

June 12, 2014 at 12:02 AM | Post Permalink

Post by the-official-princess-club (via greatwhiteprivilege)
January 12, 2014 at 8:21 PM | Post Permalink | 150,546 notes

lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

project-alexithymia:

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

serrabloodsong:

empresspinto:

reactional:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

some girls change their bras daily?

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

Wait some people only own one bra?

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

whats a bra

where am i

Post by religiousmom (via empanadaswtkimchi)
January 12, 2014 at 2:11 PM | Post Permalink | 390,981 notes

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